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Working on it

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To all those who care, which is most likely my 9 watchers (which honestly is probably more than I deserve, since I have only a few deviations), I am working on the series that my deviation "Slaughter" is a part of, and by working on it I mean I'm building the story up in my head. The hardest part is figuring out how to start it off, but I'm getting there.

I hope you all enjoy it once It's done.
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Jersey shores

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for a long time I have said terible things about the TV show Jersey Shore, and had never even seen it.

I watched an episode of Jersey Shore today, and now I take back every negative comment I've ever made about it... they were all understatements.

I got about 4 minutes in before I couldn't take anymore of it, it was the most terrible thing I've ever experianced. I could practicly hear my brain cells screaming for mercy.
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Devint Uchiha

19 (Has stopped aging)

Male

Uchiha (A race of shadow demons. Uchiha look just like pale caucasian Humans. The name was inspired by Naruto)

Hair Color: pitch black.

Hair style: messy, with a ponytail

Eye color: blue (pupils become catlike and sclera becomes black when Devint releases enough shadow energy)

Clothing: a black leather Jacket, a white undershirt, black cargo pants, red headband.

Weapons: Ragnarok (A long katana with a reinforced sheath), fingerless gloves with stainless steal letters that spell out "blam" on the knuckles, various other weapons

Moves inhumanly fast, attacks with a multitude of light hits, increadibly nimble and evasive, can summon and manipulate swords made of shadow energy.

Devint is a prince, being the third born child of what are essentialy the king and quenn of his country. unlike in most cultures, in the country Devint originated from royalty has no say in political offairs, and act only as diplomats and figureheads. Devint grew tired of his life as a noble and left his home to become an adventurer.

Devint loves to fight, but only for sport, he only kills when nessassary. he can cook, and his food tastes delicous, but looks terrible. He is very friendly, and will usualy help people.
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WTF

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Okay, I have no Idea what's going on.

I open up my acount only to find that my avatar has been replaced with FUCKING EDWARD FROM TWILIGHT!!!

now I can't find out how to change it back.

If you know what the hell is going on, please tell me.
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~VAMPIRE~

[x]You rather be pale than tan.
[ ] You like to eat or drink red things.
[ ] You're lustful/sexual.
[ ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[ ] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it.
[ ] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak.
[x] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] You're more active at night.

~INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS~

[ ] You're incredibly lustful/sexual.
[ ] Sex is almost always on your mind.
[ ] You could make someone fall completely in love with you by merely kissing them.
[ ] You're not a virgin.
[ ] You burn through lovers quickly.
[ ] If your best friend had a lover that appealed to you, you'd gladly do anything you could to take them from your friend and not feel guilty about doing so.
[ ] You can make love with someone and drop them in the same breath.
[ ] If you don't "feed" your lust, you go insane.
[ ] You have strong/long nails.
[ ] You could get nearly anyone you want.

~WEREWOLF~

[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[ ] You love the moon.
[x] You're very loyal.
[x] If you love someone, you'll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[ ] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[x] You like dogs.
[x] You're fairly sturdy in stature
[x] You're either a good leader or a solitary person.
[ ] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.

~NEKO/WERECAT~

[x] You love cats.
[x] You're lithe and agile.
[ ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[ ] You like gymnastics.
[ ] You love to eat seafood.
[x] You're affectionate and cozy.
[ ] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them.
[ ] You like yarn.
[ ] You like chasing things.
[ ] You're an excellent hunter.

~ZOMBIE~

[x] You're an outcast.
[ ] You feel as if you're not truly alive.
[ ] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry.
[x] You tend to zone out.
[ ] You don't feel very smart.
[ ] You like worms.
[x] You like taking things slowly.
[x] You like odd foods.
[ ] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[ ] You don't get much sleep.

~GHOST/PHANTOM~

[ ] You're invisible.
[ ] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[x] You can send chills down a person's spine just by looking at them.
[x] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[ ] You're incredibly gentle.
[ ] You're very shy around someone you find attractive.
[ ] You tend to simply disappear when no one's looking.
[ ] You enjoy scaring people.
[x] You like the indoors.
[x] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.

~GHOUL~

[ ] You will eat just about anything.
[ ] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them.
[ ] You like stalking people.
[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[ ] You get hungry easily.
[ ] You like torture.
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[ ] You like the idea of being insane.

WITCH/WIZARD~

[ ] You're into Wicca/paganism.
[ ] You like magical objects.
[ ] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[ ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[ ] People find you intolerably cruel.
[ ] You enjoy manipulating people.
[ ] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[x] You love black cats.
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive.

~SHAPESHIFTER~

[ ] You have different personalities.
[ ] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[ ] You're fickle.
[ ] You have more than one lover.
[x] You're unpredictable.
[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[x] You are fond of many different things.
[ ] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[ ] You often say one thing and mean another.
[x] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.

DEMON~

[ ] You have a very bad temper.
[ ] You're usually angry.
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[ ] You worship Satan.
[ ] You like pentagrams.
[ ] You love to mess with people's heads.
[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[ ] You laugh when other people are hurt.
[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.
[x] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.(Verbally)

~ANGEL~

[x] You're a very good person.(so i've been told)
[ ] You take care with everything you do.
[x] You can be extremely serious.
[x] You're gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[x] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[ ] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[x] You're a virgin/have never kissed anyone/have never had a lover.
[x] People see you as being very pure.
[ ] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[ ] You love God.

~FAERIE/ELF~

[ ] You enchant people.
[ ] You like organic things.
[ ] You're almost always smiling.
[ ] You love the world around you.
[ ] You get attached to animals easily.
[ ] You're a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[ ] You fall in love easily.
[ ] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[ ] You don't HATE anyone.
[ ] You like long hair.



I guess I'm an Angle Zombie Wolf Ghost... Meh.
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